Camp Half Blood, worst place on Earth

Did not plan this through. Did not plan this through. Ehhhh, these pegasus stink so bad! And their long faces, ughhh. Sadie Jo changed her mind, she did not want one of these beasts. They were so..so ehhh. These fumes were so bad she couldn't even think of a good comeback. 

Pinching her nose, she was just about to high tail it out of there when she heard someone yelling! Oooo someone was about to fight! She loved fights, she usually stood there and bad mouthed both and egged it all on. Looking around, all she saw was this kid. Who was he talking to?


He best recognize. He is a peasant talking to royalty. Sadie Jo was just about to respond but one of the ugly, nasty, dirty, did I mention nasty, Pegasus licked her. All up in her grill. A look of shock mixed with anger overwhelmed Sadie Jo. All of them, all of them have got to go. 

Ignoring the boy because, honestly, he wasn't anything important. Sadie Jo turned her back to him and started unlatching all the gates to the Pegasuses..pegasi..whatever forget it, not this again. So she opened up all the gates, and they just stood there. What is up with that? She was offering freedom! These creatures are not only ugly, nasty, dirty, and ugly, but they were also dumb. 

Sadie Jo gave the Pegasus who licked her the stink eye. How do you get rid of them? Do you just stab them and turn them to dust, which really sounded tempting, or is there something simpler like pegasus repellant? Maybe the boy will know.

"Do you have any Pegasus Repelent on you by chance?"

This was just like last Christmas! There was slobber in her hair, it was stinky, and there was a boy she was trying to ignore. Actually this is like last Halloween to..and Valentines Day. Ok, this happened a lot. She really needed to stop crashing parties in the South. 

Placing her hand on the horses head, her mind feeling full of loving thoughts about her favorite person on Earth, herself, and then placing them in the horse. This was the best part about being a daughter of Aphrodite. With just a flick of her finger she can make anyone love her, not for too long but it really didn't take long to get what she wanted. And just like that the horse let go of her hair, just to lick her. Eck!

"You are the reason animals eat their young!"

Sadie Jo stormed away from the horse but of course it followed her around, this plan backfired. Looking over at the boy, she completely blamed him for this. She never did anything wrong. Stupid peasants. 

"Yes I did, now let me scoop you right on up so I can get out of here."

Sadie Jo managed to smirk at the boy instead of busting over laughing from her incredible humor. Good one Sadie Jo. Oh man, funny. That was funny stuff. Queen humor, that's what that was. 

Insult off?! This was Sadie Jo's favorite thing to do! Plus it was the best way to make friends! Destroy their will to live and then make them love you. Time to put the mean face on. Giving Greg the best your boring me look, Sadie Jo flipped through some of her favorite insults.

"I'd love to see things from your point of view but I just can't get my head that far up my butt."

Crossing her arms, Sadie Jo was doing the perfect I'm cool and you're not stance, but that dang Pegasus was trying to nuzzle up against her and get her to pet it. Stupid animal. But this wasn't going to distract her.

"Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you are a joke."

Oh these jokes were killing her but this was not the time to laugh at her amazingness. No that came later. Right now she needed to egg this on, time to make friends!

Pushing her slobbered hair to the side, Sadie Jo turned on around and began her way out of the stables with that pegasus, Spade,  following her. Nothing hurt people more than not having the last word and she was really hoping he would take the bait. 

In love? Haha, that was a laugh. This little boy didn't even belong on her rotation of boys. All the five slots were filled and she wasn't going to make any room for him. She needed to give him a hint...maybe she should deport him to Russia like she did the last guy. Oh the possibilities.

"Or, Or, Or, I don't like you and you can get back to me when you're all grown up!"

Sadie Jo turned towards the boy and patted his head like he was some toddler and she was giving him good news. She truly was a saint and a queen. A saint queen.

"Kate Middleton, and yours?"

Totally fake name. Princess name, so it was practically hers to, kinda.

Sadie Jo let him go through his little rant. It was actually kinda cute, he thought he was hot stuff. Maybe in his own little world, but out here she lives in reality. He was nothing but a silly little camper ruled by the whims of the different Gods and Goddesses, and even an old fart of a centaur. She on the other hand is a Queen, no one bossed her around, she did as she wanted and when she wanted. 

Pulling out her pocket mirror to get a good look at the mess this dumb pegasus had done, Sadie Jo started to mess with her hair. A tiny little faux hawk. She wasn't ignoring Greg, but this was more important. She already looked bad enough with these clothes, she couldn't let her hair be just as hideous.

Putting the pocket mirror back in her pocket, she eyed the pegasus. Originally she wanted one of her own, but now not so much. So she didn't really know what she was doing with it. It could go back for all she cared, she was going to get a cooler pet than this. One that didn't stink so much and didn't try to make out with her face everytime it go the chance. But thanks to her poor judgement, this little critter wasn't going anywhere for the next couple hours or next day or two, she wasn't too sure how this worked on animals. 

"Alright Greg, let's get things straight. One, I don't want this beast, you can take it back. Two, I am a Queen and you best recognize. And three, the only thing I'm afraid of is Johnny Depp. I mean what does he really look like? And you are not him."


Now that she was done talking, it was time to change. Shimmying out of her pants and tugging her shirt off, Sadie Jo revealed a Native American styled dress., and to top it off she kicked off her shoes and put on a solid brown head band. Stylin and profilin, Sadie Jo eye balled the boy. She truly liked his spunk, it reminded her of herself and she loved being reminded of herself. She was amazing. 

"You're not so bad Greg. I think I'll keep you around."

Sadie Jo smiled at Greg. He wasn't really her type, but she needed a little fun. Placing her arm on Greg, she came in close and stared intently into his eyes.

"You would do that for me?"

Sadie Jo raised her arm and started playing with his hair. She tried on her best sincere face, her eyes going all puppy dog mode.

"If I told you, I would have to kill you and that would defeat the purpose of keeping you around."

Doing the whole girly laugh, she took away her arms and turned around. She threw out the line, now it is time to see if he took the bait.